Thursday, November 29, 2007

Product Recall!


We are pleased to announce a unique new premier product for that milestone once in a lifetime occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, wedding or as a gift for that someone special. The product is made of an alloy glass and onyx compound that changes shape to fit the wearer and the occasion. One moment it is a ring the next a ceremonial dagger; it is wahtever the wearer desires. View a prototype sample above.

8 comments:

Steven Ball said...

ahhh such high class recombinatory kitsch

SAM RENSEIW said...

gosh, what a marvellous, fantasmagoric bargain ! 89.95 ? incredible! what would that be in euro ?
sign me up for two, with options for two more (x-mas coming up fast)
am worried though, about the product recall... any problems with the glue?

btw.: text is amazing. seems that reality beats fantasy.

Steven Ball said...

mine left a green stain after wearing it for two days

ps said...

Once they are gone they are gone....

Steven Ball said...

I demand my money back

ps said...

You havn't paid yet!

Steven Ball said...

I paid by ebay

Steven Ball said...

ordered through paypal... oh, wait